Punnies

From: "The Good, Clean Funnies List" GCFL

Punnies

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Bill said,
dolefully.

"I haven't caught a fish all day!" Mike said, without
debate.

"I won't let a stupid flat tire let me down," Steve said,
with despair.

"I keep banging my head on things," Marty said, bashfully.

"That is the second time my teacher changed my grade," Donna
remarked.

"The fur is falling out of that mink coat," Steven inferred.

"That's the second electric shock that I've gotten today!"
Stew said, revolted.

"I'll just have to send that telegram again," Samuel said,
remorsefully.

"I've been sick and lost a lot of weight," Rachel expounded.

Received from Mickey Peden.