Thursday, January 04, 2007

Be warned! Female Stuff!!

Guys and others that don't want to hear about female stuff Go AWAY NOW.


It seems that I have a tendency to make an emotional fool of myself on the eve of my menses. An yet, on that eve I NEVER MAKE THE CONNECTION.

I'm not a regular gal, and that's a bit unfair, but still . . . you'd think.

Like an emotional pimple that is all swelled up and ugly, painful - relief comes with popping.
(lovely, I know)

I thank Kelly for hearing my woe's and cries, because my world was crashing down on me at the time and the boat was sinking . . .but wouldn't you know, that next morning . . . And if I ever sound that bad off again, you are free to remind me of this post.

It's especially good, 'cause your a few thousand miles away too.

8 comments:

Rachael said...

I can SO relate!

Kelly Lynch said...

Oh, my dear friend...I am so very glad I could be there for you. You are more than welcome to "pop that PMS puss pimple" with me anytime. Ok, yeah, that sounds real grose! But hey, sometimes life isn't pretty. That's what friends are for! Hang in there! What I want to know is, even though we are thousands of miles away, how you happened to pass the PMS baton to me? Doesn't make any sense.

Anonymous said...

Oh do I know it!! And when I'm actually having a period...I'm pretty regular, so you'd think I'd know better...nope! It's all part of the PMS.

*~*Cece*~* said...

Oh that was me last week. Hope you're feeling much better today.

Have a nice weekend

Girl Raised in the South said...

I'd call all the guys to read this - somehow they forget that we go through this on a real regular basis? and are not losing our minds, its just normal and if theyd cut us a bit wider path it might be good. The lunacy only lasts a few days generally. Don't you know Adam wondered what the heck was wrong with Eve since nobody'd told him to expect her to bare claws, over-analyze, weep, etc. once a month. Educating them is a good thing!

Anonymous said...

OH that is too funny! I'm one of those every 28 dayer's, there's no suprises with me.

Anais Nin said...

I thought everyone went through that? Do they not? Maybe we should make a club or something. Our motto could be: "We Take One Day At A Time. Except For Right Before Our Periods."

KC said...

OH that is sooooooooo me. and if and when i do get AF it is always a surprise to me, my norm is to only get her 3 or 4 times a year. but she hasn't came back yet since my son was born and he is 19 months now. YET i have found in the past few months that i get moody towards the middle of every month for a day or two, so now I'm just waiting to see if that could be the reason.