Taken from Notes from a (Mostly) Dry Place . . .
For your new first name:
Take the first 3 letters of your first name and add the first 2 letters of your last name
For your new last name:
Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and add the first 3 letters of the city where you were born
To determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:
Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them, then add the name of the first car you drove/owned;
Next insert the word "of";
Now tack on the name of the last medication you took.
Notchevy of Tylenol