Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Groaner Bird Riddles

I'd ask if your ready to laugh . . but these will more than likely make you groan . . .

Silly Bird Riddles

What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.

What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.

Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.

What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.

What do you give a sick bird?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A great walkie-talkie.

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Sallie said...

Michelle --

I needed some laughs today! Glad to see you made that easy for me :-)

God bless!

Indiana Amy said...

Those are cute! I particularly favor "tweetment". Hilarious!

I got one for you. What is green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.