I'd ask if your ready to laugh . . but these will more than likely make you groan . . .
Silly Bird Riddles
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A great walkie-talkie.
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2 comments:
Michelle --
I needed some laughs today! Glad to see you made that easy for me :-)
God bless!
Sallie
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Those are cute! I particularly favor "tweetment". Hilarious!
I got one for you. What is green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
LOL...silly.
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