So I saw this posted to my cousin Sandie's facebook by Derek Johnson
which art in Minnesota,
Rusted be thy Name.
Thy mileage come.
Thy dent will be done,
In park as it is in drive....
Give us this day our daily oil change.
And forgive us our right lane passes,
As we forgive those who right lane pass against us.
And lead us not into a trade in,
But deliver us from car envy.
For thine is the Wagon,
and the powertrain,
and the glory,for ever and ever.